DRC Batard-Montrachet - Not Available!

I just discovered that the Domaine de la Romanee-Conti owns 0.17ha of the Batard-Montrachet vineyard, and makes 2 barrels of it each year, but they choose not to release it. It is only for in-house consumption for their guests and for themselves. Somehow I need to find a way to obtain an invitation to feast and consume at the domaine. Nahthern, use your special skills...